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(Maxi and Al are escorted back onto the wing, as they are there are lots of jeers coming rom the inmates. Yvonne, Shaz and Denny are looking particularly smug looking. As Maxi and Al walk into their cell Tina walks upto Maxi and pulls her back)

Tina: What going on? Maxi? Maxi? (The officers restrain Tina and hold her back as Al and Maxi go into their cell) Where have you been? Maxi!

(Inside Maxi and Al's cell)

Maxi: You poxy, brain defective twat!

Al: I'm sorry.

Maxi: Is that all you can say? We're going down for life 'cos you do all your thinking with your dick!

(On the G1 landing, Yvonne is talking to the Julies when Tina walks over to her)

Tina: If this is your doing...

Yvonne: Not now eh Tina.

Tina: I wanna know what's happened?

(In Maxi and Al's cell)

Maxi: (Yelling) We had this place in our pocket and now because of you we're the shit on Atkins' shoe! 

(Maxi punches lots of things off of the table)

(Outside on G1 Tina runs up to the cell door and bangs on it)

Tina: Maxi! It aint true what Atkins says is it? That you did Virginia? If this is true me and you have fell out orever! I swear to God! Maxi!

(In Neils house, Neil is showing Fenner around)

Fenner: Nice place.

Neil: Yea, yeah i uh, wrattle around here a bit on my own so light minded company'll make a change. (Neil shows Fenner the guest room which Fenner will be staying in) Alright for you?

(Fenner walks in)

Fenner: It's great. It's a few notches up from where i've been.

Neil: That's um, en suite shower so, we won't be on top of eachother in the mornings.

(Neil shows Fenner the shower)

Fenner: You uh, you do all this yourself?

Neil: Yeah, yeah most of it. I draw the line at putting in central heating systems but apart from that.

Fenner: Well, you've gotta leave summin' or the tradesmen haven't you?

Neil: Exactly, keep 'em out of trouble. Prison's are crowded enough as it is. (Neil and Fenner laugh) So, what d'you think?

Fenner: Well, you've got yourself a lodger.

(On the G1 landing, Cassie is on the phone and Roisin is standing with her)

Cassie: End of the week. Yer alright, two, three, makes no odds. Unless you want to meet at the ivy, hah, that's if. Okay, see you then, bye. (To Roisin) Glad he knows about the nobbing lot 'cos he don't know a joke.

Roisin: What''re you serious about this Cassie?

Cassie: It'll be fine, just stick to the new story. Look d'you wanna get out and be with your kids?

Roisin: Look i want us both to get out.

(Roisin puts her arms around Cassie but Cassie pulls them away)

Cassie: Yeah well that's not gonna happen. Atleast this way one of us will be free.

(Cassie walks away)

(In Neil's house, neil is pouring drinks and Fenner is walking about the living room)

Neil: Y'know if i had to choose; a single malt, or the wife.

Fenner: Hmm, say no more.

Neil: They talk about making it harder to get divorced, they should make it harder to get married.

(Neil hands Fenner a drink)

Fenner: What was it Rod Stewart said about dog liscences? Renew it every year.

(Neil and Fenner laugh)

Neil: Yea.

Fenner: Cheerz.

Neil: Cheerz. (They clink glasses) So when it all broke up you, took comfort in the arms of a certain Miss Betts, i gather.

Fenner: (After hesitation) You uh, you keep your ear close to the ground.

Neil: Well you have to when you're at the top Jim.

Fenner: Well, me and Karen we go back a long way. It was good while it lasted but er, it's all over now.

Neil: Well i can't say i'm sorry, y'know, governor grade shagging the staff can get tricky.

Fenner: Yeah well uh, guess i've got some packing to do.

Neil: Right um, shall we say Friday?

Fenner: Great. Listen uh, thanks Neil.

Neil: Eh, no big deal. As long as you pay your rent.

(Neil and Fenner laugh)

Fenner: 'K i'll see you.

(Fenner leaves)

(On the G1 landing, Roisin is sitting down when Cassie walks over and sits with her)

Cassie: I'm gonna clean up here.

Roisin: You're gorgeous. In my whole life, nobody's ever put me first.

Cassie: That's 'cos you've always put yourself last.

Roisin: I know you'd like my kids Cassie; if you just stopped being jealous of them.

(Cassie gets up and walks away)

(On the other side of the room, Shaz and Denny are walking over to a table)

Shaz: It worked in the great escape.

Denny: That was a film you spazza.

Shaz: It was a true story.

Denny: Yeah but they was all like genius mechanics innit.

(Denny and Shaz sit down)

Shaz: We've got stuff to dig with, we prop t up with chairlegs and shelves, we line the roof with plastic bags.

Denny: And how d'you get rid of the muck?

Shaz: I've got a whole garden haven't i? I can move three feet a day, even if it's just a few inches we can be out of here in a couple of months. We can go out to Spain, South America, (Shaz noices Denny is reluctant) and be together. You're cat-a now Den, no parole. You can't pass up on this.

(In the PO's office, Hollamby and Di are sitting down)

Hollamby: This damned IT,information tommyrot.

Di: Picked on your own success eh?

Hollamby: How am i going to teach them anything? i don't know the first thing about computers.

Di: Well maybe you should come clean.

Hollamby: It's a bit late for that. (Karen, Mark and the other Po's enter) I'd look a right Charlie if i told him now.

Di: Well you've gotta do something.

Hollamby: I wouldn't mind but it's giving them an extra skill to go out and commit more crime with, the less we teach them the better in my view.

Di: But there must be more women than Barbara who know about computers.

Hollamby: It's women who don't who he wants.

Di: No, what i'm saying is, if you fill the class with people who've already used them, they won't need teaching will they?

(Fenner and Neil walk in)

Fenner: Morning everyone.

Hollamby: Oh, morning Sir.

Karen: Morning.

Fenner: Just to fill you in incase you haven't heard, we've got some new evidence on the O'Kane murder. Looks like Yvonne Atkins is in the clear. Maxi Purvis and Alison McKenzie have been charged.

Karen: (To Hollamby) Maxi not quite the model prisoner you thought eh Sylvia?

(Karen blows a puff of smoke from her fag and sees Neil watching her)

(In the servery, the Julies are serving breakfast when maxi and Al walk up to be served. Julie J throws a cold burnt piece of toast onto Maxi's plate)

Julie J: Well d'you want it or not?

Maxi: I aint got nothing to want yet.

Julie J: Well that's all your getting so take it or leave it.

Maxi: I don't think you heard me bitch!

Julie S: Oh she heard ya. We all did.

Julie J: I'll put in the slops if you're not hungry.

(Julie J reaches to take it off her plate but Maxi pulls her tray away)

Julie S: Only let us know 'cos there's people waiting.

(Maxi turns around to see Yvonne looking at her)

Maxi: What you looking at?

Yvonne: Not half as many years as you.

(Maxi throws the food off of her plate and Yvonne throws her whole tray to the floor. Maxi runs up to yvonne holding the tray but Yvonne hits it out of her hands. Yvonne pushes Maxi onto a table and starts strangling her. Maxi pushes her onto the floor and starts strangling Yvonne. yvonne slaps Maxi round the face, so Tina runs up and pulls Maxi off of Yvonne and starts hitting her)

Tina: (Yelling) You sick!

(Tina pushes maxi into a corner and then the officers drag Tina off of Maxi)

Karen: (To the PO's) Take Purvis and McKenzie away. I want them rule 43 or their own protection.

Tina: I'll get you Maxi, i'll get you both!

Karen: That's enough! Alright back to your breakfast's everyone, show's over.

(Yvonne gets up off of the floor and Buki walks over to her)

Buki: Nice one Yvonne. I always knew you was innocent.

Yvonne: Piss off Buki. I'm not that stupid.

(Yvonne watches as Tina walks away crying)

(In the potting shed, denny is digging in the tunnel and Shaz is sitting above on the floorboards. Denny hands Shaz the bag of dirt)

Shaz: I've got it. 

(Denny gets out and sits next to Shaz)

Shaz: What d'you think?

Denny: It's wicked mate. (Denny and shaz get up and Denny walks over to one of the shelves and picks something up) Better get these onions to seventy four. See you later babe.

(Denny kisses shaz's cheek)

Shaz: Seeya.

(Denny opens the door but then closes it again when she sees Hollamby)

Denny: Shit! It's bodybag!

Hollamby: Wylie! Are you in there?

(Denny and Shaz look at eachother and then Shaz points to the tunnel)

Shaz: Get in there!

(Hollamby walks over to the door and Shaz puts two big bags of dirt up against it so Hollamby can't get in)

Hollamby: Wylie! Wylie! (Denny jumps into the tunnel and her and Shaz frantically try and put the floorboards back down) Why is this door shut? Wylie open this door right now!

Shaz: Won't be a minute Miss!

(Shaz can't get the last floorboard to fit in)

Hollamby: I'm warning you! What have you got behind this door? (Shaz gets up and grabs a tomato plant just as Hollamby gets in) There's something going on in here! And i want to know what! What are you hiding?

Shaz: I've been doing some repotting Miss.

Hollamby: With the door wedged shut? (Hollamby notices the big bags) What's in this bag?

(Shaz notices the floorboard is sticking out and so treads on it)

Shaz: Don't go near that Miss.

Hollamby: Why what's in it?

Shaz: It's horse manouer.

Hollamby: What's it doing in here?

Shaz: It goes dry if you leave it outside.

Hollamby: Why was it against the door?

Shaz: I can't stand the smell. I put it as far away as i can. (Hollamby goes to look inside but Shaz stops her) Don't! You'll let the dung flies out.

Hollamby: Make sure you get cleaned up before you come back on the wing. I don't want the landing smelling of horse muck.

Shaz: Yes Miss. 

(Hollamby leaves and Shaz closes the door behind her. Shaz then takes all the floorboards out and Denny sits next to Shaz again)

Denny: K'in'ell man.

Shaz: You alright?

Denny: Put it this way, when your shit for the garden runs out there's plenty more down that hole man.

(Karen walks into the Po's office and lights up a fag. Already there are Mark, who is sitting down, and Neil who is putting up a notice on the wall)

Neil: Enjoy it while you can.

(Neil goes to leave)

Karen: Sorry?

Neil: Kicks in Monday.

(Karen reads the notice which says "No Smoking")

Karen: No smoking?

Neil: Well not on duty anyway. There'll be a dedicated area of the mess where addicts can indulge if they must. On official breaks ofcourse.

Karen: May i ask why?

Neil: Mission statement. Example to the inmates. Why else?

(Neil leaves)

Karen: (To Mark) The bastard.

Mark: Well what do you expect? Little Mr right on isn't he?

Karen: That is not why he's doing it. Every time i light up he's watching me.

Mark: Oh come on.

Karen: You don't believe that mission statement to the inmates crap do you? When we're selling them tobacco from the canteen? He can't ban that and he knows it. Be a bloody riot.

Mark: So he's doing it just to get at you is he?

(In the servery, Hollambywalks over to Crystal and Buki who are eating lunch)

Hollamby: (To Crystal) Have you ever used a computer Gordon?

Crystal: No not really Miss.

Hollamby: Well you're no good to me.

(Hollamby goes to leave but stops when she hears Buki)

Buki: I have Miss.

Hollamby: You?

Buki: I did this course when i left school.

Hollamby: What on how to steal?

Buki: Nah Miss. I got a diploma. It was you know, before i went bad.

Hollamby: What diploma was it?

Buki: City and gields.

Hollamby: Where'd you do that?

Buki: Acne computer institute.

Hollamby: Right, in that case you can enroll in my class.

Buki: Wicked.

Crystal: Can i do it Miss? I'd like to learn about computers.

Hollamby: Next time perhaps. This first course is for advanced students only.

(Hollamby leaves and Buki turns around and smiles smugly at Crystal)

Crystal: Shut up.

(As Denny and Shaz go to wash up their plates, they are talking about the tunnel)

Shaz: We still aint got very far.

Denny: We need more help. Getting rid of all that dirt's holding us up.

Shaz: Who can we trust though?

Denny: What about her? (Denny looks over at Tina)

Shaz: You what?

Denny: She aint in the boot gang no more.

Shaz: Nah but look at the size of her, we'd have trouble getting her through the channel tunnel let alone our one.

(Denny laughs and just then, Tina walks past, falls over and her food falls everywhere. Everyone in the servery laughs)

Karen: Julies! Mop please.

Julie S: Coming Miss.

Julie J: Oops a daisy.

(Julie J helps Tina get up)

Tina: (To Karen) Sorry Miss.

(Karen smiles in an annoyed fashion just as Mark walks up to her)

Mark: 'Course there is another way of looking at this smoking ban. You could use it to try and give up. Well it can't be good or your health.

Karen: Err, there is nothing wrong with my health thankyou very much. I'm squash champion at my gym two years running i'll have you know.

Mark: When was that?

Karen: Not that long ago.

Mark: Not in living memory then?

Karen: I'll give you a run for your money anyday.

Mark: Careful, i might take you up on that.

(Mark walks away and Karen smiles to herself)

(Across the room, Shaz watches as the Julies help Tina along)

Julie S: (To Tina) Food aint that bad is it Teen?

Shaz: (To Denny) Den.

Denny: What?

Shaz: Julies.

(In one of the private visiting rooms, Cassie is waiting anxiously for her brief when he enters)

Brief: (To officer as she opens door) Thankyou. (To Cassie) So what's this about?

Cassie: There's something i didn't say at the trial.

Brief: Oh.

Cassie: It's Roisin, she had nothing to do with it, she's innocent.

Brief: I'm not with you.

Cassie: I blackmailed her didn't i? Said i'd tell her husband she'd been nobbing this guy at work, pack of lies, unless she covered up for me.

Brief: Is this true?

Cassie: It's not the sortof thing you'd make up is it?

Brief: Why didn't you say all this before?

Cassie: I didn't want a longer sentence did i?

Brief: So you let her go down.

Cassie: yea and that's why i'm telling you now. Can't stand the guilt. She's away from her kids, marriage is on the rocks and it's all 'cos of me. I wanna make it up to her before it's too late.

Brief: Right. (Her brief opens his briefcase)

(In the Julies cell, the two Julies are sitting on the bed and Shaz and Denny are sitting on the table)

Julie J: A tunnel?

Julie S: Don't be silly.

Julie S: Silly.

(Shaz gets up and closes the cell door then she goes and sits back down)

Shaz: We've dug five feet down already.

Julie J: Yeah but it's miles from the wall.

Julie S: Yeah and what happens when we get to the other side?

Julie J: You'll come up under the pavement.

Shaz: We don't go that far. Once we're under the mesh fence we leg it to the perimeter wall.

Denny: The lower section.

Julie J: What just like that?

Shaz: We stay in the shadows.

Denny: It's worth a try man.

Julie S: They only do that in the films.

Shaz: Which is why they'll never think of it.

Julie S: Well how we gonna dig if we're meant to be serving?

Julie J: And cleaning and that?

Shaz: You don't have to dig. You just get rid of the dirt innit.

Denny: So you in?

(Back in the visiting room, Cassie's brief is writing down and Cassie starts talking)

Cassie: So what happens next?

Brief: I'll need to talk to Mrs Connor. then you'll both be interviewed by the police, you'll sign confessions.

Cassie: And then she'll get released on bail right?

Brief: Pending an appeal, probably yes. That's up to the home office of course. But it's not like she's a danger to the public.

Cassie: Excellent.

Brief: You realise your sentence will be extended.

Cassie: Not that mush though will it? I mean i'm coming clean and everything.

Brief: That's a material i'm afraid. Blackmail and purgiry are taken very seriously.

Cassie: So what we talking about?

Brief: Another three years. (The Brief sees Cassie's shocked expression) Do you still want me to proceed?

Cassie: Yeah. Yeah let's do it. Only don't tell Roisin about the extra sentence.

Brief: Why not?

Cassie: 'Cos that's my instructions.

(In the garden, Di passes Shaz who is carrying a big bag full of mud)

Di: Build your muscles up.

Shaz: It's for the flower beds Miss.

(Di walks away but then passes the Julies who are carrying buckets)

Julie J: Afternoon Miss.

Di: My, we are busy workers this morning.

Julie S: No rest for the wicked Miss.

(Di walks away and the Julies walk over to Shaz an put the buckets down on the floor. Shaz starts putting all of the mud into the buckets but then she looks up)

Shaz: Where are ya gonna put it?

(In the toilets, the Julies are trying to flush the mud down the bogs)

Julie J: God this is taking for bleedin' ever, just sits in the bottom of the pan.

Julie S: Well mould it, like balls, it helps.

Julie J: Yeah but it would look like...

Julie S: Eugghhh, number two's. But they go down alot quicker.

(Just then Hollamby enters and knocks the mop that was keeping the door shut to the ground)

Hollamby: Oh for goodness sake.

(Julie S puts the mud ball down the toilet and then walks out to see Hollamby)

Julie S: Afternoon Miss.

Hollamby: You two are taking a long time in here.

Julie S: Yeah it's them toilets they've been ever such a mess.

(Julie J puts the mud balls in her pockets and then stands with Julie S)

Julie J: Nearly finished though now Miss.

Hollamby: Mmmm, you've got five minutes.

Julie S: No problem Miss.

Julie J: Leave it to us Miss.

(Hollamby leaves and Julie J takes the mud out of her pockets)

Julie S & Julie J: Oh bloody hell Jue.

(They then go back into the cubicles)

(In the potting shed, Shaz is digging in the tunnel when suddenly a big heap of dirt falls on her)

Shaz: Shit!

(Shaz pushes the plastic bag back upto the top and carry's on digging)

(In the servery, Roisin and Cassie are walking over to a table)

Roisin: He said i'd get bail?

Cassie: More or less.

Roisin: What it's not definate?

(Cassie and Roisin sit down)

Cassie: Nothing's definate in here is it?

Roisin: So if the police don't believe us...

(Cassie interrupts)

Cassie: Christs sake, you're not the only one who stands to lose y'know. Can't you think positive for once in your bloody life?

(On the other side of the servery, Shaz and Denny are eating when Hollamby walks up to them)

Hollamby: Wylie! Hold out those hands. (Shaz shows Hollamby her hands, they are covered in dirt) I thought i told you to clean up.

Shaz: Sorry Miss.

Hollamby: Could be spreading all sorts of germs in here, go and get scrubbed this minute. (Shaz gets up and walks away and Hollamby follows her) Any more of that sloppy hygene and you'll be out of that shed for good.

(Denny looks worriedly over at the Julies and then Buki moves from her table and sits with Denny)

Buki: What's she been doing? Digging a grave?

Denny: Well i don't know do i?

(In the gym, Karen and Mark are walking down the stairs carrying squash rackets looking tired)

Mark: Well that wasn't too bad.

Karen: You have gotta be joking.

Mark: Well i mean you're still breathing aren't you?

Karen: Hahaha very funny.

Mark: D'you want me to send the ambulance away now?

Karen: Cheeky... (Karen starts coughing) Oh it's the first time i've played in ages.

Mark: I know me too.

Karen: But you're a man.

Mark: Oh so that's why i'm not coughing my guts up is it? I mean what you on now?  Eighty a day?

Karen: Yeah alright. I think i should do something about it. (Karen looks over at the bar) I'm allowed a drink though yes?

Mark: Are you buying?

Karen: I think i can afford one.

Mark: You're on.

(Mark walks over to the bar)

(In Neil's house, Neil is doing paperwork when Fenner enters)

Neil: Jim!

Fenner: Yeah!

(Fenner enters the room)

Neil: You made it then?

Fenner: Yeah. (Fenner sits down) Oh God i'm knackered.

Neil: Yea me too. Paperwork never ends. You up for dinner?

Fenner: Oh yeah.

Neil: Beans are in the fridge and lasagne is ready when you are. Well, you're not in a b & b now Jim.

Fenner: No thanks to you. No i mean it, it's a big change to the last dump i was in. No space, and you can forget about privacy.

Neil: Well don't worry. You'll get plenty of that here.

Fenner: Well i'd uh, i'd better grab a shower. (Fenner gets up) Don't wanna put you off your food.

(Neil laughs and Fenner leaves)

(On the G1 landing, Denny, Shaz and the two Julies are talking)

Julie S: We can't go through that palava in the toilets everyday.

Denny: Why can't we just chuck it out with the rubbish in the bags?

Julie J: 'Cos they'll see it in the back of the wagon when it splits...

Julie S & Julie J: Open.

Shaz: What did they do in the films?

Julie S: Well they had them special trouser pockets. Yea like in the great escape.

Julie J: Yeah, pull the strings and they come out.

Shaz: So why can't we do that?

Denny: What are you on Shaz?

Shaz: You got any better ideas?

(On the other side of the room, Cassie goes to sit with Roisin)

Cassie: Look, i'm sorry i snapped.

Roisin: No i'm sorry. I'm an ungrateful cow. Just so desperate to leave this place Cassie.

Cassie: And that's why you've gotta go for it with this confession. It's gonna sound really weird if it only comes from me.

Roisin: I know.

Cassie: Well what's the problem?  

Roisin: It just doesn't seem right you doing this for me, getting a longer sentence.

Cassie: It'll only be a few months.

Roisin: I'll be waiting at the gate for you Cass. Go to a hotel, champagne...

Cassie: What, so we can plan our future together? And then i go home to my flat and you'll go home to your husband and kids.

Roisin: Look we've not got much time left together. Let's not waste it eh?

(In Fenner's bedroom, Fenner is having a shower in his private bathroom when Neil enters the room)

Neil: I've uh, i've brought you some fresh towels Jim. I'll leave them on the bed.

Fenner: Thanks mate.

Neil: See you down there?

Fenner: Right oh.

(Neil drops the towels onto the bed and then walks over to the bathroom door and sneakily watches as Jim showers)

(The next morning, Neil walks in through the prison gates with Fenner close behind him)

Neil: Thanks for the lift Jim.

Fenner: Anytime. (Neil leaves and Karen enters) (To the receptionist) Thanks mate. (To Karen) Morning Karen.

Karen: What's wrong with the bike? Has it got a puncture?

Fenner: Look you uh, you may aswell know i'm uh, i'm living at Neil's at the moment.

Karen: What?

Fenner: It's until i find my feet. I just moved in. Uh i would have told you earlier but you know.

Karen: Those funny handshakes really come in useful don't they?  

Fenner: Give us a break.

Karen: Well it's just a little bit cosy isn't it?

Fenner: It's a strictly proffesional arrangement. I'm paying a market rent.

Karen: You are up his backside and you know it.

(Mark walks over to them)

Mark: (To Karen) Hey, how's that cough coming along?

Fenner: what was that you said about cosy?

(Fenner leaves)

Mark: Is he giving you a hard time?

Karen: It's fine.

(Karen leaves)

(In Hollamby's computer class, prsent are Hollamby and six other girls, these include Yvonne, Barbara and Buki)

Hollamby: Now c'mon c'mon settle down, pay attention. Dyson! Behave yourself. Right, this equipment comes from firms who no longer use it. It may look old, but it's all in perfect working order. So switch on, (Hollamby clicks her fingers) and off you go.

Yvonne: Go where Miss?

Hollamby: On your computers.

Yvonne: Well what are we 'sposed to be doing?

Hollamby: Anything you like.

Yvonne: Aren't you 'sposed to be teaching us?

Hollamby: Well you're always saying we cramp your initiative aren't ya? Here's your chance to shine. Now get on with it, any problems; talk to Hunt.

Barbara: Me?

Hollamby: Barbara that is. And don't make too much noise.

(Hollamby sits down and starts reading a magazine)

Buki: (To Barbara, whispering) Babs.

Barbara: What?

Buki: How d'you turn it on?

(In the private visiting room, Roisin and Cassie are sitting with their Brief and the police, reading the confession, Cassie then signs hers)

Cassie: 'Least i'm coming clean.

Policeman: Pity you didn't do it before. (To Roisin) something wrong?

Roisin: No it's fine.

(Roisin signs the confession)

Policeman: Right, well i'll put the wheels in motion.

Roisin: Will i get bail now?

Brief: I'll be applying for immediate release pending an appeal.

Policeman: Shouldn't be a problem, considering what you've been through.

Brief: I'll go tell them we've finished.

(Their Brief and the policemen leave)

Cassie: Wasn't too bad was it?

Roisin: I can't believe it. I'm going to see my kids again.

(They hug)

(In the computer class, Hollamby is still reading her magazine when she looks up)

Hollamby: Is everything alright Barbara?

Barbara: Well how would i know?

Hollamby: Well go round and check.

(Barbara sighs and then she gets up. Barbara walks over to Yvonne's computer where she is playing a game)

Barbara: You're roaming high Yvonne.

Yvonne: Thankyou Barbara.

(Barbara then walks over to another girl's computer, she has drawn a picture of a fat woman and then wrote above it 'bodybag')

Buki: 'Ere Babs. What's this?

(Barbara walks over to Buki's computer where there is a bussiness letter written up)

Barbara: They must have forgotten to delete their files.

Buki: How d'you get it to print?

Barbara: Press control and p, then enter the number of copy's here, and then press return.

(Buki prints the letter out and Hollamby looks up)

Hollamby: Why are you needing help Lester? I thought you had a diploma.

Buki: Yeah, but that was in state of the arc computers innit Miss, not this old crap.

Hollamby: Not that different surely.

(Hollamby gets up and walks over to the printer)

Barbara: Well the operating system's have changed Miss. As i'm sure you must be aware.

(Hollamby takes the bussiness letter. On Yvonne's game, she kills an enemy)

Yvonne: Yes!

(Fenner walks into the PO's office and sees Karen and Karen's badminton racket sticking out of her bag)

Fenner: What's with the health kick then?

Karen: Sorry i thought that's what the number 1 wanted.

Fenner: No need to go mad is there? Tennis aswell?

Karen: Why is it a bad example to the inmates too? (Karen sticks a nicotine patch on her arm) It's badminton actually.

(Mark enters)

Mark: Not exactly squash, but it's the best Larkhall has to offer. (Fenner leaves) I reckon he's kicking himself; letting go of you.

Karen: His choice.

Mark: Big step, backing out of the wedding.

Karen: What?

Mark: Well you were engaged weren't you?

Karen: Er, for five minutes. It's over, believe me.

Mark: Good.

(Back in the computer class, Buki calls Barbara again)

Buki: Babs.

Barbara: What now?

Buki: You know that letter you found, B & G supplies?

Barbara: What about it?

Buki: I reckon i know what they were supplying. (Barbara gets up and walks over to Buki's computer. On the screen, is a pornographic picture of a man and a woman) Better make a copy yea?

Barbara: Buki, no.

(Hollamby hears the printer making noise and lifts her head)

Hollamby: What's going on now?

Barbara: Um, we're um, just um..

Hollamby: Just what?

(Hollamby gets up and starts walking over to them)

Barbara: Err, printing up some more bussiness letters.

(Barbara quickly deleted the picture from the screen and manages to print out the same letter from before)

Hollamby: I'm not sure i see the point of all this printing.

Barbara: It's just to compare different ones.

Hollamby: Lester get me that letter. (Buki gets up and walks over to the printer) Come on, come on. (Hollamby walks over to Yvonne's computer and sees the game) What d'you call that?

Yvonne: It's a game, Miss.

(Buki takes the picture andfolds it u and puts it in her pocket)

Hollamby: I can see it's a game, what d'you think this is a penny arcade?

Yvonne: You said we could do anything.

Hollamby: Anything serious. Get rid of it.

(Buki takes the letter that was also printed out over to Hollamby)

Buki: There you go.

(Buki hands her the letter)

Hollamby: This is the same as before.

Barbara: Except, Buki wrote it out for herself this time.

Hollamby: Right, do another. (Buki types in one hundred copy's to print out) I meant another letter.

Buki: Err, sorry Miss.

Hollamby: Well turn it off. (Hollamby sees that Buki doesn't know how) Just as i thought, you know as much about computers as a chimpanzee.

Buki: Better do it yourself then innit Miss. (Hollamby gives Buki the letter, puts her cup of tea down next to the computer and sits down) Only another ninety-six to go.

Hollamby: What about cancel?

Barbara: It's too late now it'll print the lot.

(Buki spills Hollamby's tea over the wires which trips all of the computers out. Hollamby gets up out of her chair and points at Buki)

Hollamby: Lester, your card's marked.

(On the G1 landing, Denny is sitting with Shaz, and the Julies when she gets up. She shows them a ball she was playing with)

Denny: Now you see it, now you don't.

(Denny puts the ball in her pocket, she then pulls a string and the ball falls through the bottom of her trousers)

Julie J: Oh, it works.

Denny: Yeah, thanks to you two.

Julie S: Eh it's a strain on...

Julie J & Julie S: Them toilets.

Julie J: How far you got now?

Shaz: 'Bout six feet, needs more support to hold it up though, keeps caving in.

Denny: What about those shelves in the potting shed?

Shaz: Bodybag might miss 'em.

Julie S: No, what about that ol table with the legs missing...

Julie J & Julie S: In the art room?

Julie J: Yeah, some planks from that should work.

Julie S: 'Ere d'you really think we're gonna get out?

Shaz: I can just about smell the street from that shed.

(Buki walks up to them)

Buki: I can smell something n'all.

Shaz: Piss off Buki.

Buki: What you saying about that shed?

Julie J: Oh she's just saying she's, fed up of all the work you gotta do now ent ya Shaz?

(Shaz nods)

Buki: You working? All you do is sit on your ass and roll a spliff.

Shaz: I bloody don't you score bag.

Buki: Just have to come and see what you're up to.

Denny: You bleedin' won't.

Buki: Anyway, look what i got.

(Buki shows them the porno picture she printed off earlier)

Denny: Where did you get that?

Buki: Off a computer in bodybag's class.

Shaz: What you gonna do with it?

Buki: Dunno, any ideas?

(In the Po's locker room, Karen and Mark are talking)

Mark: Brayling's place, what's he doing there?

Karen: You tell me, kissing the number ones...

(Mark sees Neil enter and interrupts Karen)

Mark: (To Neil) Afternoon Sir. (To Karen) Look i'll catch you later.

(Mark leaves)

Neil: You have a good workout? I presume it's the prison gym you've been using.

Karen: Well i'm hardly going anywhere else. Only get an hour for lunch.

Neil: Sorry it's, inmates only from now on. They feel the gym belongs to the officers.

Karen: That's bollox it's for everyone.

Neil: Yeah in theory. In practise, as we all know, staff use it everyday, the inmates miss out 'cos no-one volunteers to supervise. I wanna put a stop to that.

Karen: When did you decide this?

Neil: Oh i've been pondering it for some time now, why?

Karen: Are you sure it wasn't today? When Jim Fenner told you i was using it?

Neil: Oh i see, conspiracy, no there are plenty of gyms in the high street Karen at prices to suit, all pockets.

(Neil leaves)

(In the tunnel, Shaz is putting up planks of wood to hold the tunnel up, she then climbs up out of the tunnel. After putting the floorboards back on, more mud caves in)

(In the garden, Buki watches as she sees mud pouring out from Denny and the Julie's trouser legs)

(In the Po's office, Neil and Fenner are talking)

Fenner: So uh, she wasn't best pleased then?

Neil: Took it very personally. I mean she must have a serious problem if she thinks i'm doing all this to get at her. (Mark enters) (To Fenner) I'll catch you later.

(Neil leaves)

Fenner: This cabinet could do with a bit of a sort out. Surprised Karen hasn't had a go at it.

Mark: Just can't get the staff these days.

Fenner: Best not let Neil see it.

Mark: Is this Neil as in your landlord?

Fenner: So, she's been shooting her mouth off has she? If you want my advice, you'll stay well clear of her. Relations amongst staff don't go down too well upstairs.

Mark: Is that the voice of experience Jim?

Fenner: Get that cabinet sorted out okay?

(Fenner leaves)

(In the garden, Bukiwatches ad Denny and Shaz go back inside. She then goes inside the potting shed , she can't ind anything until she walks over the floorboards and feels how hollow it is. Buki lifts up all of the floorboards and looks inside the tunnel)

(At Neil's house, Neil is cooking and Fenner takes out a bottle of wine)

Fenner: I uh, i wasn't sure what you were cooking so um, i got red.

Neil: Spaghetti carbonara. Good choice.

(Neil pours two glasses of wine)

Fenner: Listen Neil, you don't have to keep doing this you know.

Neil: I like cooking. My ex, Hannah, bit of a disaster in that department.

Fenner: I take it you didn't have kids then.

Neil: No. I was uh, too into the job. That's why she left me in the end.

(Neil hands Fenner a glass of wine)

Fenner: Women eh? Sounds like we're both better off without them.

Neil: It'll be interesting to see how Gwing shapes out now there's a couple of men in charge.

(Fenner raises his glass)

Fenner: To the boys eh?

(They clink glasses)

Neil: The boys.

(Shaz and Denny are sitting on the pool table when the Julies walk over to them)

Julie J: Look what we found.

Julie S: In the art room. Have a butchers.

(They show them a newspaper clipping of Hollamby and her husband dancing)

Denny: K'in'hell man. Bodybag and her Bobby innit.

(They all laugh)

Shaz: Look at her.

(The Julies see Buki as she walks over)

Julie J: 'Ere Buki, come and have a look at this.

Buki: So when's d-day?

Shaz: d what?

Buki: When do you break out?

Shaz: What you on about?

Buki: Cut the crap yea, i seen it. Underneath them floorboards.

Denny: Be quiet man.

Buki: No sweat, long as you let me in on it.

(On the other side of the room, Yvonne watches as Roisins sits with Tina looking at her nails)

Roisin: (To Tina) The state of your nails, you'll chew your arm off if you're not careful.

Tina: It's stress.

Roisin: That's just an excuse, you can stop it if you want to.

Tina: I can't. I've tried, it's just, everytime i get upset i shove me fingers in me gob.

Yvonne: It's her sister's head needs chewing off if you ask me. (Tina gets up and walks away and Roisin smiles) First time i've seen you smile.

Roisin: I've got something to smile about now.

Yvonne: Yeah?

Roisin: Looks like i could be getting out soon.

Yvonne: How come? You got a magic key?

Roisin: Cassie's decided to tell the truth, about how she forced me to cover up for her.

Yvonne: Guilt got too much for her did it?

Roisin: Yeah. I feel bad though leaving her behind.

Yvonne: Not half as bad as cassie'll feel when she's sentenced.

Roisin: It'll only be a few extra months.

Yvonne: Months? Blackmail. (Yvonne shakes her head) Years. She must really love you.

(Yvonne leaves)

(Buki is sitting on the pool table surrounded by Shaz Denny and the Julies)

Shaz: You spend half your time slagging me off and then you expect me to let you in on this.

Buki: Be on your side then innit.

Julie S: Yeah well how do we know you aint gonna grass us up?

Buki: Too late now babe. Sooner we get it done the better, extra pair of hands.

Shaz: Have you done much digging before?

Buki: I used to lay a tv cable, we done all down the south circular. How much digging you lot done before this? Human mole they used to call me down Sydney.

Denny: (To Shaz) What d'you reckon Shaz?

Shaz: I don't reckon we've got much option.

Buki: Cool.

(Buki gets up but stops when she hears the Julies)

Julie S: 'Ere Buks before you go.

Buki: What?

Julie J: You still got that porno pic?

Buki: Yeah why?

(In Cassie and Roisin's cell, they are talking)

Roisin: But you lied! About the extra time you'll get.

Cassie: I know. Look, i didn't wanna lie but it was the only way i could get you out of here.

Roisin: I can't let you do it.

Cassie: Are you crazy?

Roisin: Well i might ask you the same thing. Three more years.

Cassie: Well you've got more to lose than me. Or so you keep telling me.

Roisin: Well i lose either way don't i? My children if i stay here, you if i get out.

Cassie: What's more important?

Roisin: You know it's not about either or...

Cassie: It's a simple question Rosh. What's your problem?

Roisin: You are.

(On the G1 landing, someone has pinnd up the porno picture with the Hollamby's faces stuck on onto the wall, all of the inmates are laughing when Hollamby walks up to them)

Hollamby: Alright alright. Come on come on. Break it up, break it up.

Yvonne: I never knew you had it in you Miss.

Hollamby: What are you talking about? Had what in me?

Denny: Bobby's sausage by the looks of it Miss.

(Hollamby rips the picture down from the wall when she sees it)

Hollamby: Who did this?

Yvonne: Mind you he is an undertaker int he Miss? He'll know all about burying stiffs.

(Hollamby walks away and everyone falls into hysterical laughter)

(In the potting shed, Buki is getting ready to start digging and she is sitting at te entrence to the tunnel with Shaz and Denny)

Buki: I'm gonna double how far we get each day.

Shaz: Oh yeah?

Buki: Be out of here by the end of the wee, you watch.

(Buki climbs into the tunnel to start digging)

Denny: Buki!

(Buki lifts her head out of the tunnel)

Buki: Yeah what?

Denny: You might need these mate.

(Denny hands Buki a spade and a torch)

Buki: Yeah, yeah cool.

(Inside the tunnel, Buki notices how much it has caved in but she starts digging anyway)

(In the garden, Shaz and Denny are pouring continuous amounts o mud through their pockets and the Julies are quick to sweep it up until Julie S sees Hollamby)

Julie S: Oh flippin' 'eck Jue.

Julie J: Oh my god.

Shaz: I swear that twat's on to us.

Julie S: Well go and warn her Shaz quick.

(Shaz runs into the potting shed jut as Hollamby walks over to the Julies. Denny starts frantically trying to get all the mud off the paths before Hollamby notices)

Hollamby: (To the Julies) Wha are you two doing sweeping the paths?

Julie S: Just keeping 'em nice and clean Miss.

Julie J: Yeah they get ever so grubby at this time of year Miss.

(In the potting shed, Shaz runs up to the top of the tunnel and yells down at Buki)

Shaz: Buki!

Buki: What?

Shaz: Bodybag! I'm putting the top on okay?

Buki: Yeah, okay.

Shaz: Don't move 'till we come and get ya.

(Shaz starts putting all the floorboards back in place)

(Back in the garden, Hollamby notices Denny)

Hollamby: And what are you doing Blood?

Denny: I'm on me exercise innit Miss.

Hollamby: Speak proper english girl- aren't i.

Denny: Aren't you what Miss?

Hollamby: Get back inside all three of you.

Julie J: But we've got another twenty minutes Miss.

Hollamby: Now! (Denny and the Julies walk away and notice when she sees Shaz open the potting shed door and walk over to Shaz) What are you doing in there? And don't tell me you've been potting plants again.

Shaz: I'm just sorting a few things out Miss.

Hollamby: Mmm, and i bet i know what.(Hollamby pushes her way inside and walks upto some plants) What's this?

Shaz: It's fennel Miss, i've been growing herbs. There's tarragon, thyme, parsley.

Hollamby: Yes alright, alright. (Hollamby walks over to the door) You aswell, back to the wing.

Shaz: But i've got things to...

(Hollamby interrupts)

Hollamby: Move!

(Hollamby and Shaz leave)

(In te tunnel, the slam from the door closing causes a small amount o dirt to fall onto Buki's legs)

(Denny and the Julies are on G1 when Shaz walks upto them)

Denny: She find her?

Shaz: Not yet.

Julie S: Well?

(On the other side of the room, Hollamby is counting the prisoners whilst Karen is talking to Di)

Karen: First he stops me from smoking, now he's banned me from using the gym!

Di: It's not just you Karen, it's all staff.

Hollamby: I think we've got a body missing.

Karen: Think? Well have you checked with the escorting officers?

Hollamby: No i was simply allerting you first.

Karen: Just tell me when the role's complete.

(Hollamby walks away)

(Back over to Shaz, Denny and the Julies)

Julie J: You can't just leave her there.

Shaz: Wht are we gonna do?

Julie J: (To Denny) You said you could breathe with the cover on.

Denny: Yeah, but i was only down there five minutes.

Julie S: D'you think we should own up?

Shaz: What and blow our chance of getting out?

(Hollamby walks upto them)

Hollamby: Have any of you seen Buki Lester?

(Big pause)

Julie J: No Miss.

Hollamby: Well you don't sound too sure.

Julie S: Oh we are Miss, dead sure.

(Hollamby walks away)

Julie J: God why have i got a bad feeling about this?

(In the tunnel, more mud starts to cave in)

Buki: Shaz? Shaz? Shaz!?

 
END OF EPISODE

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