HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

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SEASON 1

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ORDER/DVD RELEASE 1-01 - Pilot*     » Must-Read: Writers' 2nd Draft 1-02 - Purple Giraffe* 1-03 - Sweet Taste of Liberty* 1-04 - Return Of The Shirt* 1-05 - Okay Awesome* 1-06 - Slutty Pumpkin 1-07 - Matchmaker 1-08 - The Duel 1-09 - Belly Full Of Turkey 1-10 - The Pineapple Incident 1-11 - The Limo 1-12 - The Wedding 1-13 - Drumroll, Please 1-14 - Zip, Zip, Zip 1-15 - Game Night 1-16 - Cupecake 1-17 - Life Among The Gorillas 1-18 - Nothing Good Happens... 1-19 - Mary The Paralegal 1-20 - Best Prom Ever 1-21 - Milk 1-22 - Come On DOWNLOAD ALL

09/19/05 - 09/26/05 10/03/05 10/10/05 10/17/05 10/24/05 11/07/05 11/14/05 11/24/05 11/28/05 12/49/05 01/09/06 01/23/06 02/06/06 02/27/06 03/06/06 03/20/06 04/10/06 04/24/06 05/01/06 05/08/06 05/15/06

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SEASON 2

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ORDER/DVD RELEASE 2-01 - Where Were We? 2-02 The Scorpion And The Toad 2-03 - Brunch 2-04 - Ted Mosby: Architect 2-05 - World's Greatest Couple 2-06 - Aldrin Justice 2-07 - Swarley 2-08 - Atlantic City 2-09 - Slap Bet (Jim's favorite) 2-10 - Single Stamina 2-11 - How Lily Stole Christmas 2-12 - First Time In New York 2-13 - Columns 2-14 - Monday Night Football 2-15 - Lucky Penny 2-16 - Stuff 2-17 - Arrivederci, Fiero 2-18 - Moving Day 2-19 - Bachelor Party 2-20 - Showdown 2-21 - Something Borrowed 2-22 - Something Blue DOWNLOAD ALL

09/18/06 09/25/06 10/02/07 10/09/06 10/16/06 10/23/06 11/06/06 11/13/06 11/20/06 11/27/06 12/11/06 01/08/07 01/22/07 02/05/07 02/12/07 02/19/07 02/26/07 03/19/07 04/09/07 04/30/07 05/07/07 05/14/07

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ROBIN SPARKLES'S "LET'S GO THE MALL" VIDEOCLIP

SEASON 3

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ORDER/DVD RELEASE 3-01 - Wait For It... (© SAM) 3-02 - We Not From Here 3-03 - Third Wheel 3-04 - Little Boys 3-05 -How I Met Everyone Else 3-06 - Homewrecker 3-07 - I'm Not That Guy 3-08 - White Noise 3-09 - Slapsgiving 3-10 - The Yips 3-11 - The Platinum Rule 3-12 - No Tomorrow 3-13 - Ten Sessions 3-14 - The Bracket 3-15 - The Chain Of Screaming 3-16 - Sandcastles In The Sand 3-17 - The Goat 3-18 - Rebound Bro 3-19 - Everything Must Go 3-20 - Miracles DOWNLOAD ALL

09/24/07 10/01/07 10/08/07 10/15/07 10/22/07 10/29/07 11/05/07 11/12/07 11/19/07 11/26/07 12/10/07 03/17/08 03/24/08 03/31/08 04/14/08 04/21/08 04/28/08 05/05/08 05/12/08 05/19/08

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