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SOUTH PARK

Last Updated l May 15, 2008

For Entertainment And Educational Purposes Only
No Infringement Intended

DISCLAIMER - The following are not novelizations or actual scripts. They are dry transcripts of the aired episodes that include accurate word-to-word dialogues, settings descriptions, action scenes and camera movements where the transcriber felt they were needed.. They are posted here courtesy of THE SOUTH PARK SCRIPTORIUM.


SEASON 1

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ORDER/DVD RELEASES
00-1 - The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Frosty (1992)
00-2 - The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa (1995)
1-00 - Unaired Pilot

1-01 - Cartman Gets An Anal...
1-02 - Volcano
1-03 - Weight Gain 4000
1-04 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay...
1-05 - An Elephant Makes...
1-06 - Death
1-07 - Pink Eye
1-08 - Starvin' Marvin

SP-1 - Jay Leno Comes To South Park

1-09 - Mr. Hankey, The Xmas...
1-10 - Damien
1-11 - Tom's Rhinoplasty
1-12 - Mecha-Streisand
1-13 - Cartman's Mom Is... (1)
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UNAIRED

UNAIRED

UNAIRED

08/13/97
08/20/97
08/27/97
09/03/97
09/10/97
09/17/97
10/29/97
11/19/97

11/20/97


12/17/97
02/04/98
02/11/98
02/18/98
02/25/98



NOTE: Season 1 scripts provided courtesy of Weeklyscripts.com.



SEASON 2

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ORDER/DVD RELEASES
2-01 - Not Without My Anus
2-02 - Cartman's Mom Is...(2)
2-03 - Ike's Wee Wee
2-04 - Chickenlover
2-05 - Conjoined Fetus Lady
2-06 - The Mexican [...] Frog
2-07 - City On The Edge Of...
2-08 - Summer Sucks
2-09 - Chef's Salty Chocolate...
2-10 - Chickenpox
2-11 - Roger Ebert Should...
2-12 - Clubhouses
2-13 - Cow Days
2-14 - Chef Aid

SP-2 - Chef Aid: Behind The Menu

2-15 - Spooky Fish
2-16 - Merry Xmas Charlie..!
2-17 - Gnomes
2-18 - Prehistoric Ice Man
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06/26/98
07/03/98
07/10/98
07/17/98
07/24/98
07/31/98
08/07/98
08/14/98
08/21/98
09/25/98
10/02/98
10/09/98
10/23/98
10/30/98

01/22/99

01/29/99
02/05/99
02/12/99
02/19/99





SEASON 3

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ORDER/DVD RELEASES
3-01 - Rainforest Schmain...
3-02 Spontaneous Combustion
3-03 - Chef's Mama

SP-3 - Goin' Down To South Park

3-04 - Jakovasaurs
3-05 - Tweek vs. Craig

FF.1 - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
Note: 8th draft also available here.

3-06 - Sexual Harassment...
3-07 - Cat Orgy (1)
3-08 - Two Guys Naked... (2)
3-09 - Jewbilee (3)

SP-4 - The Dead Friend Sketch

3-10 - Korn's Groovy Pirate...
3-11 - Chinpokomon
3-12 - Hooked On Monkey...
3-13 Starvin' Marvin in Space!
3-14 - The Red Badge Of...
3-15 - Mr. Hankey's Xmas...
3-16 - Are You There God?
3-17 - Worldwide Recorder...
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06/25/99
07/02/99
07/09/99

07/16/99

07/23/99
07/30/99

08/06/99



08/13/99
08/20/99
10/08/99
10/15/99

10/22/99

10/29/99
11/05/99
01/21/00
01/28/00
02/04/00
02/11/00
02/18/00
12/12/00






SEASON 4

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ORDER/DVD RELEASES
4-01 - The Tooth Fairy's TATS...
4-02 - Cartman's Silly Hate...
4-03 - Timmy! 2000
4-04 - Quintuplets 2000
4-05 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA
4-06 - Cherokee Hair Tampons
4-07 - Chef Goes Nanners
4-08 - Something You Can Do...
4-09 - Do The Handicapped (1)
4-10 - Probably (2)
4-11 - 4th Grade
4-12 - Trapper Keeper
4-13 - Helen K.! The Musical
4-14 - Great Expectations
4-15 - Fat Camp
4-16 The Wacky Molestation...
4-17 A Very Crappy Christmas
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04/05/00
04/12/00
04/19/00
04/26/00
06/21/00
06/28/00
07/05/00
07/12/00
07/19/00
07/26/00
11/08/00
11/15/00
11/22/00
11/29/00
12/06/00
12/13/00
12/20/00






SEASON 5

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ORDER/DVD RELEASES
5-01 - It Hits the Fan
5-02 - Cripple Fight
5-03 - The Super Best Friends
5-04 Scott Tenorman Must Die
5-05 - T. & P.: Behind The Blow
5-06 - Cartmanland
5-07 - Proper Condom Use
5-08 - Towelie
5-09 - Osama Bin Laden Has...
5-10 - How To Eat With Your...
5-11 - The Entity
5-12 - Here Comes The...
5-13 - Kenny Dies
5-14 - Butters' Own Episode
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06/20/01
06/27/01
07/04/01
07/11/01
07/15/01
07/25/01
08/01/01
08/08/01
11/07/01
11/14/01
11/21/01
11/28/01
12/05/01
12/12/01





SEASON 6

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ORDER/DVD RELEASES
6-01 - Jared Has Aides
6-02 - Asspen
6-03 - Freak Strike
6-04 - Fun With Veal
6-05 - The Terrance & Phillip...
6-06 - Professor Chaos

SP-6 - Great Destinations (aka The Most Notorious Episode)

6-07 - Simpsons Already Did It
6-08 - Red Hot Catholic Love
6-09 - Free Hat
6-10 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy...
6-11 - Child Abduction Is Not...

SP-7 - South Park 5th Anniversary Special

6-12 - A Ladder To Heaven
6-13 - The Return Of The...
6-14 - The Death Camp Of...
6-15 - The Biggest Douche In...
6-16 - My Future Self n' Me
6-17 - Red Sleigh Down
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06/14/02
06/21/02
06/28/02
07/12/02
07/19/02


07/26/02


08/02/02
08/09/02
08/16/02
08/23/02
01/10/03

01/17/03


01/24/03
01/31/03
02/07/03
02/14/03
02/21/03
02/28/03






SEASON 7

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ORDER/DVD RELEASES
7-01 - Cancelled
7-02 - Krazy Kripples
7-03 - Toilet Paper
7-04 - I'm A Little Bit Country
7-05 - Fat Butt And Pancake...
7-06 - Lil' Crime Stoppers
7-07 - Red Man's Greed
7-08 - South Park is Gay!
7-09 - Christian Rock Hard
7-10 - Grey Dawn
7-11 - Casa Bonita
7-12 - All About The Mormons?
7-13 - Butt Out
7-14 - Raisins
7-15 - It's Christmas In Canada
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03/19/03
03/26/03
04/02/03
04/09/03
04/16/03
04/23/03
04/30/03
10/22/03
10/29/03
11/05/03
11/12/03
11/19/03
12/03/03
12/10/03
12/17/03





SEASON 8

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ORDER/DVD RELEASES
8-01 - Good Times With...
8-02 - Up The Down Steroid
8-03 - The Passion Of The Jew
8-04 - You Got F'd In The A
8-05 - AWESOM-O
8-06 - The Jeffersons
8-07 - Goobacks
8-08 - Douche And Turd
8-09 - Something Wall*Mart...
8-10 - Preschool
8-11 - Quest For Ratings
8-12 - Stupid Spoiled Whore...
8-13 Cartman's Incredible Gift
8-14 - Woodland Critter Xmas
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03/17/04
03/24/04
03/31/04
04/07/04
04/14/04
04/21/04
04/28/04
10/27/04
11/03/04
11/10/04
11/17/04
12/01/04
12/08/04
12/15/04






SEASON 9

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ORDER/DVD RELEASES
9-01 - Mr. Garrison's Vagina
9-02 - Die Hippie, Die
9-03 - Wing
9-04 - Best Friends Forever
9-05 - The Losing Edge
9-06 - The Death Of Cartman
9-07 - Erection Day
9-08 - Two Days Before The...
9-09 - Marjorine
9-10 - Follow That Egg
9-11 - Ginger Kids
9-12 - Trapped In The Closet
9-13 - Free Willzyx
9-14 - Bloody Mary
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03/09/05
03/16/05
03/23/05
03/30/05
04/06/05
04/13/05
04/20/05
10/19/05
10/26/05
11/02/05
11/09/05
11/16/05
11/30/05
12/07/05






SEASON 10

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ORDER/DVD RELEASES
10-01 - The Return of Chef!
10-02 - Smug Alert
10-03 - Cartoon Wars (1)
10-04 - Cartoon Wars (2)
10-05 - A Million Little Fibers
10-06 - ManBearPig
10-07 - Tsst
10-08 Make Love, Not Warcraft
10-09 - Mystery Of The Urinal
10-10 - Miss Teacher Bangs...
10-11 - Hell On Earth 2006
10-12 - Go God Go (1)
10-13 - Go God Go XII (2)
10-14 - Stanley's Cup
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03/22/06
03/29/06
04/05/06
04/12/06
04/19/06
04/26/06
05/03/06
10/04/06
10/11/06
10/18/06
10/25/06
11/01/06
11/08/06
11/15/06






SEASON 11

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11-01 - With Apologies To JJ
11-02 - Cartman Sucks
11-03 - Lice Capades
11-04 - The Snuke
11-05 Fantastic Easter Special
11-06 - D-Yikes!
11-07 - Night Of The Living...
11-08 - Le Petit Tourette
11-09 - More Crap
11-10 - Imaginationland (1)
11-11 - Imaginationland (2)
11-12 - Imaginationland (3)
11-13 - Guitar Queer-o
11-14 - The List
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03/07/07
03/14/07
03/21/07
03/28/07
04/04/07
04/11/07
04/18/07
10/03/07
10/10/07
10/17/07
10/24/07
10/31/07
11/07/07
11/14/07







SEASON 12

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12-01 - Tonsil Trouble
12-02 - Britney's New Look
12-03 - Major Boobage
12-04 - Canada On Strike
12-05 - Eek, A Penis!
12-06 - Over Logging
12-07 - Super Fun Time
12-08 - Untitled Episode
12-09 - Untitled Episode
12-10 - Untitled Episode
12-11 - Untitled Episode
12-12 - Untitled Episode
12-13 - Untitled Episode
12-14 - Untitled Episode
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03/12/08
03/19/08
03/26/08
04/02/08
04/09/08
04/16/08
04/23/08
10/01/08
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