SOUTH PARK

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SEASON 1

ORDER/DVD RELEASES 00-1 - The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Frosty (1992) 00-2 - The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa (1995) 1-00 - Unaired Pilot 1-01 - Cartman Gets An Anal... 1-02 - Volcano 1-03 - Weight Gain 4000 1-04 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay... 1-05 - An Elephant Makes... 1-06 - Death 1-07 - Pink Eye 1-08 - Starvin' Marvin SP-1 - Jay Leno Comes To South Park 1-09 - Mr. Hankey, The Xmas... 1-10 - Damien 1-11 - Tom's Rhinoplasty 1-12 - Mecha-Streisand 1-13 - Cartman's Mom Is... (1) DOWNLOAD ALL

UNAIRED UNAIRED UNAIRED 08/13/97 08/20/97 08/27/97 09/03/97 09/10/97 09/17/97 10/29/97 11/19/97 11/20/97 12/17/97 02/04/98 02/11/98 02/18/98 02/25/98

NOTE: Season 1 scripts provided courtesy of Weeklyscripts.com.

SEASON 2

ORDER/DVD RELEASES 2-01 - Not Without My Anus 2-02 - Cartman's Mom Is...(2) 2-03 - Ike's Wee Wee 2-04 - Chickenlover 2-05 - Conjoined Fetus Lady 2-06 - The Mexican [...] Frog 2-07 - City On The Edge Of... 2-08 - Summer Sucks 2-09 - Chef's Salty Chocolate... 2-10 - Chickenpox 2-11 - Roger Ebert Should... 2-12 - Clubhouses 2-13 - Cow Days 2-14 - Chef Aid SP-2 - Chef Aid: Behind The Menu 2-15 - Spooky Fish 2-16 - Merry Xmas Charlie..! 2-17 - Gnomes 2-18 - Prehistoric Ice Man DOWNLOAD ALL

06/26/98 07/03/98 07/10/98 07/17/98 07/24/98 07/31/98 08/07/98 08/14/98 08/21/98 09/25/98 10/02/98 10/09/98 10/23/98 10/30/98 01/22/99 01/29/99 02/05/99 02/12/99 02/19/99

SEASON 3

ORDER/DVD RELEASES 3-01 - Rainforest Schmain... 3-02 Spontaneous Combustion 3-03 - Chef's Mama SP-3 - Goin' Down To South Park 3-04 - Jakovasaurs 3-05 - Tweek vs. Craig FF.1 - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Note: 8th draft also available here. 3-06 - Sexual Harassment... 3-07 - Cat Orgy (1) 3-08 - Two Guys Naked... (2) 3-09 - Jewbilee (3) SP-4 - The Dead Friend Sketch 3-10 - Korn's Groovy Pirate... 3-11 - Chinpokomon 3-12 - Hooked On Monkey... 3-13 Starvin' Marvin in Space! 3-14 - The Red Badge Of... 3-15 - Mr. Hankey's Xmas... 3-16 - Are You There God? 3-17 - Worldwide Recorder... DOWNLOAD ALL

06/25/99 07/02/99 07/09/99 07/16/99 07/23/99 07/30/99 08/06/99 08/13/99 08/20/99 10/08/99 10/15/99 10/22/99 10/29/99 11/05/99 01/21/00 01/28/00 02/04/00 02/11/00 02/18/00 12/12/00

SEASON 4

ORDER/DVD RELEASES 4-01 - The Tooth Fairy's TATS... 4-02 - Cartman's Silly Hate... 4-03 - Timmy! 2000 4-04 - Quintuplets 2000 4-05 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA 4-06 - Cherokee Hair Tampons 4-07 - Chef Goes Nanners 4-08 - Something You Can Do... 4-09 - Do The Handicapped (1) 4-10 - Probably (2) 4-11 - 4th Grade 4-12 - Trapper Keeper 4-13 - Helen K.! The Musical 4-14 - Great Expectations 4-15 - Fat Camp 4-16 The Wacky Molestation... 4-17 A Very Crappy Christmas DOWNLOAD ALL

04/05/00 04/12/00 04/19/00 04/26/00 06/21/00 06/28/00 07/05/00 07/12/00 07/19/00 07/26/00 11/08/00 11/15/00 11/22/00 11/29/00 12/06/00 12/13/00 12/20/00

SEASON 5

ORDER/DVD RELEASES 5-01 - It Hits the Fan 5-02 - Cripple Fight 5-03 - The Super Best Friends 5-04 Scott Tenorman Must Die 5-05 - T. & P.: Behind The Blow 5-06 - Cartmanland 5-07 - Proper Condom Use 5-08 - Towelie 5-09 - Osama Bin Laden Has... 5-10 - How To Eat With Your... 5-11 - The Entity 5-12 - Here Comes The... 5-13 - Kenny Dies 5-14 - Butters' Own Episode DOWNLOAD ALL

06/20/01 06/27/01 07/04/01 07/11/01 07/15/01 07/25/01 08/01/01 08/08/01 11/07/01 11/14/01 11/21/01 11/28/01 12/05/01 12/12/01

SEASON 6

ORDER/DVD RELEASES 6-01 - Jared Has Aides 6-02 - Asspen 6-03 - Freak Strike 6-04 - Fun With Veal 6-05 - The Terrance & Phillip... 6-06 - Professor Chaos SP-6 - Great Destinations (aka The Most Notorious Episode) 6-07 - Simpsons Already Did It 6-08 - Red Hot Catholic Love 6-09 - Free Hat 6-10 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy... 6-11 - Child Abduction Is Not... SP-7 - South Park 5th Anniversary Special 6-12 - A Ladder To Heaven 6-13 - The Return Of The... 6-14 - The Death Camp Of... 6-15 - The Biggest Douche In... 6-16 - My Future Self n' Me 6-17 - Red Sleigh Down DOWNLOAD ALL

06/14/02 06/21/02 06/28/02 07/12/02 07/19/02 07/26/02 08/02/02 08/09/02 08/16/02 08/23/02 01/10/03 01/17/03 01/24/03 01/31/03 02/07/03 02/14/03 02/21/03 02/28/03

SEASON 7

ORDER/DVD RELEASES 7-01 - Cancelled 7-02 - Krazy Kripples 7-03 - Toilet Paper 7-04 - I'm A Little Bit Country 7-05 - Fat Butt And Pancake... 7-06 - Lil' Crime Stoppers 7-07 - Red Man's Greed 7-08 - South Park is Gay! 7-09 - Christian Rock Hard 7-10 - Grey Dawn 7-11 - Casa Bonita 7-12 - All About The Mormons? 7-13 - Butt Out 7-14 - Raisins 7-15 - It's Christmas In Canada DOWNLOAD ALL

03/19/03 03/26/03 04/02/03 04/09/03 04/16/03 04/23/03 04/30/03 10/22/03 10/29/03 11/05/03 11/12/03 11/19/03 12/03/03 12/10/03 12/17/03

SEASON 8

ORDER/DVD RELEASES 8-01 - Good Times With... 8-02 - Up The Down Steroid 8-03 - The Passion Of The Jew 8-04 - You Got F'd In The A 8-05 - AWESOM-O 8-06 - The Jeffersons 8-07 - Goobacks 8-08 - Douche And Turd 8-09 - Something Wall*Mart... 8-10 - Preschool 8-11 - Quest For Ratings 8-12 - Stupid Spoiled Whore... 8-13 Cartman's Incredible Gift 8-14 - Woodland Critter Xmas DOWNLOAD ALL

03/17/04 03/24/04 03/31/04 04/07/04 04/14/04 04/21/04 04/28/04 10/27/04 11/03/04 11/10/04 11/17/04 12/01/04 12/08/04 12/15/04

SEASON 9

ORDER/DVD RELEASES 9-01 - Mr. Garrison's Vagina 9-02 - Die Hippie, Die 9-03 - Wing 9-04 - Best Friends Forever 9-05 - The Losing Edge 9-06 - The Death Of Cartman 9-07 - Erection Day 9-08 - Two Days Before The... 9-09 - Marjorine 9-10 - Follow That Egg 9-11 - Ginger Kids 9-12 - Trapped In The Closet 9-13 - Free Willzyx 9-14 - Bloody Mary DOWNLOAD ALL

03/09/05 03/16/05 03/23/05 03/30/05 04/06/05 04/13/05 04/20/05 10/19/05 10/26/05 11/02/05 11/09/05 11/16/05 11/30/05 12/07/05

SEASON 10

ORDER/DVD RELEASES 10-01 - The Return of Chef! 10-02 - Smug Alert 10-03 - Cartoon Wars (1) 10-04 - Cartoon Wars (2) 10-05 - A Million Little Fibers 10-06 - ManBearPig 10-07 - Tsst 10-08 Make Love, Not Warcraft 10-09 - Mystery Of The Urinal 10-10 - Miss Teacher Bangs... 10-11 - Hell On Earth 2006 10-12 - Go God Go (1) 10-13 - Go God Go XII (2) 10-14 - Stanley's Cup DOWNLOAD ALL

03/22/06 03/29/06 04/05/06 04/12/06 04/19/06 04/26/06 05/03/06 10/04/06 10/11/06 10/18/06 10/25/06 11/01/06 11/08/06 11/15/06

SEASON 11

11-01 - With Apologies To JJ 11-02 - Cartman Sucks 11-03 - Lice Capades 11-04 - The Snuke 11-05 Fantastic Easter Special 11-06 - D-Yikes! 11-07 - Night Of The Living... 11-08 - Le Petit Tourette 11-09 - More Crap 11-10 - Imaginationland (1) 11-11 - Imaginationland (2) 11-12 - Imaginationland (3) 11-13 - Guitar Queer-o 11-14 - The List DOWNLOAD ALL

03/07/07 03/14/07 03/21/07 03/28/07 04/04/07 04/11/07 04/18/07 10/03/07 10/10/07 10/17/07 10/24/07 10/31/07 11/07/07 11/14/07

SEASON 12

12-01 - Tonsil Trouble 12-02 - Britney's New Look 12-03 - Major Boobage 12-04 - Canada On Strike! 12-05 - Eek, A Penis! 12-06 - Over Logging 12-07 - Super Fun Time 12-08 - The China Probrem 12-09 - Breast Cancer Show 12-10 - Pandemic 12-11 - Pandemic 2 12-12 - About Last Night... 12-13 - Elem. School Musical 12-14 - The Ungroundable DOWNLOAD ALL

03/12/08 03/19/08 03/26/08 04/02/08 04/09/08 04/16/08 04/23/08 10/08/08 10/15/08 10/22/08 10/29/08 11/05/08 11/12/08 11/19/08

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